Archive for January 12th, 2010

Lack of Sex Can Help Your Relationship. Fix: Lack of Sex Makes You Not Care About Your Relationship

Posted: 12th January 2010 by Max Powers in Retarded Things, Stuff That's Weird
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A sexless relationship is the worst kind of relationship. Your relationship becomes so bland and boring, that you start acting like a bland and boring couple. Couples like these go on hikes, go to the mall to watch people, they eat at restaurants but won’t say a word to each other, and they watch shows [...]

Smoking Causes Cancer. So Can Parking Lots

Posted: 12th January 2010 by Max Powers in Ain't Lyin', In the News, Keepin it Real Nerdy, Loss For Words, Things That Should Actually Concern You
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New studies show that the sealant used on most parking lots and driveways contains a chemical known to cause cancer in humans. The shit that you’re breathing in is called coal tar, and it’s killing you slowly with every step you take. No, I’m just kidding, but seriously you can die from it. [via] “Coal [...]

Conan Speaks Out

Posted: 12th January 2010 by Max Powers in Ain't Lyin', In the News, Sappy Shit, Things That Should Actually Concern You
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Here’s the statement he released today concerning the pending actions of NBC. In short–they’re idiots and are making a huge mistake. [via] “People of Earth: In the last few days, I’ve been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling [...]

ZOMG! ADORBZ!

Posted: 12th January 2010 by Max Powers in Videos
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My Favorite Ingredient

Posted: 12th January 2010 by Max Powers in Retarded Things
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01.12.10 Afternoon Slump Link Dump

Posted: 12th January 2010 by Max Powers in Links
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Spider Man 4 Canceled. Will Make a Comeback in 2012, If Anyone Still Cares [Screen Junkies] Arrested Development Movie is Happening. Get Excited [FilmDrunk] Ghost Rider 2 is Also Happening, But You Don’t Have to Watch That [Gamma Squad] Shaq Nailed A Hot Swedish Chick [Guyism] 7 Classic Works of Art Remade Simpsons Style [Unreality] [...]