Archive for January 5th, 2010

Avatar Make Up Tutorial For Dudes

Posted: 5th January 2010 by Max Powers in Videos

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Puppies Really Hate Cameras

Posted: 5th January 2010 by Max Powers in Sappy Shit

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Dolphins are pretty similar to humans in the way they behave and communicate. For one, Dolphins like to rape women, and have sex with random objects. It’s true. Also, Dolphins rescue people, and star in movies alongside famous actors. Well, the actors aren’t famous anymore because, let’s face it, movies about Dolphins isn’t worth watching, [...]

Bat Umbrella

Posted: 5th January 2010 by Max Powers in Keepin it Real Nerdy, Neat Things

If you want an umbrella that does a bad job of being an umbrella. [via]

I’m not going to lie–I love the iPhone. I bought an iPod Touch just so that I could somewhat pretend that I had an iPhone (No, I never held my iPod Touch to my ear…in public) Unfortunately, me being a Verizon customer, my options are pretty limited in terms of awesome phones. As soon as [...]

If anyone were to take a look at my search history, it would be filled with terms like “megan fox nude,” “megan fox nude fake,” “megan fox nip slip,” and “call of duty.” This article really showcases what the American people find interesting, and from the looks of it, we’re a pretty fucking boring group [...]

Yea, You Hit the Shit Out of that Cowbell

Posted: 5th January 2010 by Max Powers in Videos

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Hit the link for their version of “Poker Face” My favorite lines are, “You pissed off God, You’ll see what he’s got!” and “God hates you” Classic. Lady Gaga Parody

01.05.10 Afternoon Slump Link Dump

Posted: 5th January 2010 by Max Powers in Links

15 Young People Who Try to Be Different But Fail. They’re So Super Hardcore [Uncoached] Buttload of Kim Kardashian Photos. Some NSFW [COED] Inner Dialogue of a Married Man on New Year’s Eve [Holy Taco] Most Important Medical Breakthroughs of the 2000s [Medical Future] Reasons Why Nobody Likes You. Fuck You, Non Telescoping Camera Lens [...]