If you have no idea what “Goatse” is…I dare you to find out. [via]
Archive for August 6th, 2009
Woman Gets First Ever Comedy Degree. She Should Have Went Into Interior Design
Posted: 6th August 2009 by Max Powers in Foreign Things, Retarded Things, Stuff That Doesn't Matter[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anewh_rq9sI] Because the British have a reputation for being hilarious, some woman actually earned a degree in stand-up comedy. I guess she felt that ‘studying’ and ‘doing work’ wasn’t really her thing. I’m sure around exam time she was really stressing about telling those jokes she read off the internet the night before. By way [...]
There’s so much UNIformity in this picture? Get it? Uniformity? Hey, fuck you alright! [via]
Fisticup–For the Working Class Criminal
Posted: 6th August 2009 by Max Powers in Neat Things, Retarded ThingsFinally, a coffee mug that can be used as a weapon. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve walked into my office and was like, “God, I really fucking hate Sal. I seriously just want to break his face in.” And then he’d pass by me and give me that jovial “Hey! Good morning!” [...]
Horses–Way Better At Jumping than Black People
Posted: 6th August 2009 by Max Powers in Foreign Things, Loss For Words, Stuff That Doesn't Matter[vodpod id=Groupvideo.3132419&w=425&h=350&fv=videoId%3D31910715001%26playerID%3D25500650001%26domain%3Dembed%26] [via] “The dramatic footage was taken in northern Israel by tourists who had been filming a group of horses galloping along a highway, when one plowed into an oncoming vehicle. The driver of the car escaped with minor cuts and the horse only suffered light injuries in the head-on collision, according to a [...]