Archive for August, 2009

08.31.09 Boner Inducing Links

Posted: 31st August 2009 by Max Powers in Uncategorized

If the Power Rangers Origin Story Was More Realistic [Cracked] Wrist Mounted Flamethrower. Fucking Awesome [Geekologie] The Dullest Blog in the World [Dullest Blog] Beluga Whale Saves Drowning Girl (w/ Photos to Prove It) [The Chive] Worst Celebrity DUI Excuses Ever. Best: “Sorry officer, I didn’t know I couldn’t do that.” -Dave Chappelle [Maxim] 15 [...]

According to a recently published survey from AAA, it appears college students pay too much for parking privileges. Shocker. [via] “Students can pay a pretty penny just to own and operate a car and to park it on campus and to cover all the other incidentals — the cost of insurance, car care, repairs and [...]

Apparently Cockney is still important enough to the banks in England that they will start to offer it as a selectable language on ATMs across the sea. [via] “Bank Machine, which runs 2,500 ATMs across the country, has set up five cash dispensers in locations from Spittalfields to Barnet that offer customers the option either [...]

How To Relax Before Sex With Someone New

Posted: 27th August 2009 by Max Powers in Videos

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Nothing ruins your morning commute more than traffic, especially if it’s due to onlookers watching people off themselves. Thank God someone came up with a solution to the problem. The Chinese are lubing up the climbable parts of their bridges with butter so people can’t jump off them. They’re saying that it causes a massive [...]

Chuck Norris Was Here

Posted: 27th August 2009 by Max Powers in Uncategorized

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Looking at pictures of STD’s would be just as effective. [via]

8.27.09 Boner Inducing Links

Posted: 27th August 2009 by Max Powers in Uncategorized

Linday Lohan Might Have a Sex Tape. A Lesbian Sex Tape [The Blemish] What Would Biker Jesus Do? Probably Ride a Bike While Performing Miracles [Asylum||Prayer Biker] 15 Facts About Vodka You Didn’t Know, Besides That It Makes Fat Chicks Look Hot [Bits & Pieces] 7 Greatest Talking Animals of All Time [Super Tremendous] People [...]

Site News

Posted: 26th August 2009 by Max Powers in Site News

So I have gathered a group of kids and assembled the new ITSB crew. I’ll reveal the full deats soon. Also, I’ve been super busy so it’s getting difficult for me to actually do consistent posts. Relax though, we’ll be back in action soon enough. Read through the archives and get a few laughs from [...]

8.25.09 Boner Inducing Links

Posted: 25th August 2009 by Max Powers in Uncategorized

Women With High Testosterone Make Riskier Financial Decisions. They Also Have Mustaches [Clusterstock] Learn How to Lie with Conviction. It’s an Art [Made Man] 13 Great Things About Having a Small Penis. They’re True; I Know From Experience [Asylum] People Actually Waste Money On Building Bomb Shelters [Good] Nerdy Girls are Hot. 22 Hottest Comic [...]

Zach Galifianakis Interviews Natalie Portman

Posted: 24th August 2009 by Max Powers in Uncategorized

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Site News: ITSB is Getting Contributors

Posted: 24th August 2009 by Max Powers in Site News

So yea, ITSB is getting contributors. Now I’ll have to refer to ITSB as we instead of I, but seeing as how I’ll have way less time on my hands, this could be a good thing. I’m still deciding how many contributors to add, but rest assured that they’re either just as hilarious as I [...]