Not True

Not True

I can’t believe that this constitutes as news, but what the hell…White House staffers are banned from using Twitter. I really don’t see why this is such a big deal. We can constantly keep ourselves updated using sites like CNN, MSNBC, or if you’re retarded, Fox News. Some people even use this site (for some reason) to keep themselves updated on important shit, even though I don’t really post anything important.

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“WASHINGTON, July 26 (UPI) — White House staffers have been blocked from using Twitter at work, press secretary Robert Gibbs said.

Gibbs disclosed the block Friday, saying he doesn’t use the popular social networking site himself because the world already knows enough about what he is doing, Tribune Newspapers reported Sunday.
President Barack Obama reportedly posts on two Twitter sites: @WhiteHouse and @BarackObama.”
Why does the internet suck so hard today? Seriously. This is so stupid. I have Twitter blocked from where I work too, maybe someone should come here and do a report on it. Or, you could continue with your day knowing that none of this really matters…let’s hope the internet gets more interesting today. Here, I’ll facilitate. You know what I heard? Kirsten Dunst totally blew Tobey Maguire on set. Then they did it, and he said that she started to sing when she was close to climax. It’s true. Now go tell people.
Update: Sorry for the formatting errors. WordPress is fucking with me real bad today…