Archive for July, 2009

Semen Up. High In Sodium

Posted: 31st July 2009 by Max Powers in Uncategorized
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I didn’t know RC Cola was still around. [via]

Mother Allergic To Her Own Baby. Sad/Hilarious

Posted: 30th July 2009 by Max Powers in Ain't Lyin', Fucking Gross, Loss For Words, Sappy Shit
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Joanne Mackie was allergic to her own baby during his first months. Sad yes, but doesn’t some part of you think that’s kind of hilarious? I’m probably being insensitive; no, I know I’m being insensitive, but when I imagine someone like Mrs. Mackie and the situation she’s in, I can’t help but picture a fat [...]

Douchebag Name Generator. Thinks My Name is Douchey Enough

Posted: 30th July 2009 by Max Powers in Uncategorized
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Find out what your douchebag name is. I didn’t know I was a douchebag already. Harsh. [via]

Personal Urns: Made From Your Loved Ones Face

Posted: 30th July 2009 by Max Powers in Ain't Lyin', Loss For Words, Neat Things, Sappy Shit
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This is the creepiest way to memorialize your deceased loved one. No Joke. I would not want one of these above my fireplace, or on my dresser. Can you honestly walk around your house alone and in the dark? No, you can’t because darkness is scary, and having some dead person’s face staring back at you in [...]

Are Mini Kegs Worth the Money? To Put it Shortly (Pun); It Depends

Posted: 30th July 2009 by Max Powers in Financial Jaunt, Neat Things, Stuff That Doesn't Matter
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When I’m drunk, I really don’t give a fuck about what I spend my money on. I’ll shell out $50 bucks at the bar, then spend another $20 on a cab ride. Hell, I’ll even spend $4 at 7-11 for a chili-dog and a drink. The point is, you practically hand out money when you’re [...]

Miley Cyrus’ 53-Year-Old Stalker Arrested. Creepy

Posted: 30th July 2009 by Max Powers in Videos
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[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NmYf8CAC3Q] [via]

Shiantology. For People Who Believe Shia Labeouf Is Our Lord and Savior

Posted: 30th July 2009 by Max Powers in Ain't Lyin', Loss For Words, Stuff That Doesn't Matter
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Some die hard Shia Labeouf fans have created a religion that revolves around the greatest, most awesome actor ever…Shia Labeouf. You know, the guy in Even Stevens, Transformers, Eagle Eye, and various other shitty media productions. No wait, I take that back–Even Stevens was sweet. But are they serious? How can you create a religion that worships a person who [...]

The Bacteria That Makes You Puke Can Do Math Faster Than Your Average Computer

Posted: 29th July 2009 by Max Powers in Ain't Lyin', Fucking Gross, Keepin it Real Nerdy, Loss For Words, Neat Things, Things That Should Actually Concern You
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Biologists have successfully created a computer composed of E. coli bacteria. You’ve often heard stories of employees from various food establishments not washing their hands then preparing your food, resulting in a week of vomiting, diarrhea, and cabin fever. Turns out, those microscopic hell bringers can solve complex math equations way better than you and your [...]

Women Becoming More Beautiful While Men Remain Unsightly. Not Necessarily a Bad Thing

Posted: 29th July 2009 by Max Powers in In the News, Loss For Words, Neat Things, Things That Should Actually Concern You
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Being a man entails many things: we’re rugged, we don’t ask for directions, we don’t like wearing pants, we’re dirty (erotically and aesthetically), and we usually laugh at fart jokes up until the age of 40. Not to mention keeping yourself pretty is totally gay. This study found that women, get this, tend to have more children [...]

Vortex Cannon. Awesome

Posted: 29th July 2009 by Max Powers in Uncategorized
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[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAyd4WnvhU]

British Government Instructs Civil Servants How to Tweet By Issuing a 20 Page Manual. Smart

Posted: 28th July 2009 by Max Powers in Foreign Things, Stuff That Doesn't Matter
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Leave it to the British to provide a wordy explanation for simple tasks. [via] “LONDON — The British government has told civil servants: Go forth and tweet. The government has published guidelines for its departments on using the microblogging service Twitter. In contrast to Twitter’s limit of 140 characters per message, the document published Tuesday [...]

Video Watch Phone. For When You Go On Secret Missions

Posted: 28th July 2009 by Max Powers in Keepin it Real Nerdy, Neat Things
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Me, and every 11 year old in the world wants a video watch phone. Anyone over the age of 13 would look like a huge skin flute using one of these out in public. Don’t misread the last sentence and assume that I’m thirteen, but I will admit that I look thirteen.  Can you imagine going to the grocery [...]

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