Speechless. [via] “TMZ is reporting that a 911 call was made from Michael Jackson’s LA home, and CPR was administered in the ambulance. Whoa.” What a shitty day. UPDATE: Michael Jackson passed away today at the age of 50. Rest In Peace. You truly were a legend.
Archive for June 25th, 2009
Skip to the 2 minute mark to see the insanity. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3r-Uf4l7pw] [via]
It’s a sad, sad day. Farrah Fawcett died today at the age of 62 due to a rare form of anal cancer that spread to her liver. My heart goes out to her family and friends.
Suck The Gay Right Out of Him–I mean cast. Cast the Gay Right Out of Him
Posted: 25th June 2009 by Max Powers in In the News, Stuff That Doesn't MatterSome church thought they could exorcise homosexual demons fom this kid. I wonder how the conversation went down with his parents. “Mom..Dad, I’m like, gay.” “You’re what?” “I’m gay.” “All I’m hearing is, ‘Dad, I think I’m possessed with some sort of demon. What services do you think our church offers in order to resolve [...]
Man Pays Prostitute with Chips. The Kind You Eat
Posted: 25th June 2009 by Max Powers in In the News, Stuff That Doesn't MatterIf you’re going to exchange sex for chips with a net value of only $30, then you’ve got to have crucial self-esteem issues. And if you’re going to have sex for food, at least milk the guy for some fine dining, or a Boston Market microwavable dinner. I guess Lahoma Sue Smith must really like [...]