Archive for June 19th, 2009

Thanks to Japanese Intelligence Officials, we now know that N. Korea is planning to fire ballistic missiles towards the main islands of Hawaii, and bringing the battle to American soil. However, their Taepodong-2 missile has a range of 4,000 miles, while the main lands of Hawaii are 4,500 miles away. Kim Jong Il may look like a crazy scientist, [...]

Site News

Posted: 19th June 2009 by Max Powers in Uncategorized

Enjoy the new theme. WordPress likes to fuck with me.

Site Maintenance

Posted: 19th June 2009 by Max Powers in Uncategorized

Alignment is off on the posts. Hang tight…

It’s official–come monday, Jon and Kate Gosselin are going to announce that they are  getting divorced; an outcome that we all saw coming. Their trainwreck of a marriage was showcased on  Jon and Kate Plus Eight on TLC. I would watch that show and be like, dude, their life truly sucks. I get stressed out just [...]

Pixar Continues to Be Awesome

Posted: 19th June 2009 by Max Powers in In the News, Sappy Shit

10 year old Colby Curtin’s dying wish was to see Pixar’s new movie, Up. I think everyone can agree that Pixar is a real top notch company. All of their movies are hilarious and moving, they’ve never gotten below 90% on Rotten Tomatoes, and they continue to bring new and innovative ideas to the big [...]

Real Good Advice

Posted: 19th June 2009 by Max Powers in Sappy Shit

Coming to you from a 90 year old woman, so you know it’s good. Here are the first 15. Hit the link after to see the entire list. 1.    Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.   2.    When in doubt, just take the next small step.   3.    Life is too short to waste time hating anyone… [...]

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