A new element being added to the periodic table is like that new kid who sat next to you in class that no one liked. You know, the one that always smelled like fritos, and always did horrible cartman impressions? Yea, it’s like that, but instead of his name being something like kevin, mike, or joe–it would be ”number four” via BBC [...]
Archive for June 11th, 2009
New Element to be Added to Periodic Table. Normal People Continue To Not Care
Posted: 11th June 2009 by Max Powers in Keepin it Real Nerdy0
Mars/Venus To Make Eventual Impact with Earth. Two Worlds Will Literally Collide
Posted: 11th June 2009 by Max Powers in In the News, Keepin it Real NerdyIn case you don’t get the title, you know how in movie trailers they’re always like, “She was the heir to a throne she didn’t want. He was from the outskirts of town. Now. Their two worlds. Will collide. Coming this summer…blah blah blah” It’s kind of like that, but with two planets causing an [...]
There have been a little less than 30,000 known reports of Swine Flu. Whatever you do, don’t eat anything out of anyone’s anything. via Washington Post “The move to Phase 6, the highest level in WHO’s graduated scale of pandemic alerts, has been expected for weeks and in the opinion of many experts is overdue. By [...]
Internet Creating More Jobs. People selling more things online/Becoming more and more awkward around other human beings
Posted: 11th June 2009 by Max Powers in In the NewsWe have the internet to thank for many things: Google Social Networking Wikipedia Downloadble Content Porn If those aren’t enough, the internet has again extended its kindess and is now responsible for the 10% increase in sales throughout our market. Being face to face with someone is a horrible experience. You have to worry about body [...]
Robots With Guns = Awesome/The End of Existence
Posted: 11th June 2009 by Max Powers in Uncategorized[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u822RGsl_E4] Some Real. Some Fake. One thing is for certain…we’re all screwed.
Foreclosures dropped 6%. What does that mean? It means that our housing market blows real hard (that’s what she said) It really bums me out that our economy is so deep in the hole, that our children’s children will be affected by the mistakes that we’ve made. via CNN “Lenders filed fewer foreclosure notices in [...]
iPhone 3G S–Where the S stands for Speed. Original.
Posted: 11th June 2009 by Max Powers in UncategorizedThis seems to be the problem with Apple–they make too many new products before their older ones get established. I’m too hesitant to buy the latest Apple gear, fearful that it’ll be obselete/replaced in 3 months. This new iPhone is chalk full of special features like a compass (wtf?), video camera, voice notes and control, and copy [...]
I Can Finally Look Cool While Mowing My Lawn (Maybe)
Posted: 11th June 2009 by Max Powers in UncategorizedRemember all those scenes in movies where the nerdy, down trodden, lanky kid is mowing the lawn when all of a sudden a convertible full of jocks and a hot chick (that he has a crush on) rolls up and does a drive by armed with laughter, thus killing his self esteem and his boner? (Run [...]
I don’t know about you, but I always judge a book by it’s cover, especially if it has an Oprah book club sticker on it. The same rule applies for magazines. If it’s not some hot chick, a gun, or some hot chick with a gun, then I won’t bother looking at it. Here are [...]